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Section 4 - Fun things

Instead of singing, say "You can't remember any song suiting the occasion."

Instead of thinking, say "You mumble, but no brilliant idea comes out this time."

Instead of sleeping, say "One should live while he's alive and sleep when he's dead."

Holding breath is an action applying to nothing. Understand "gulp", "hold breath" as holding breath.

Carry out holding breath:

say "You hold your breath in anticipation... but nothing happens."

Wowing is an action applying to nothing. Understand "wow", "jeez", "cripes" as wowing.

Carry out wowing: say "Yeah, the universe can be breathtaking.".

Crying is an action applying to nothing. Understand "cry", "weep", "mourn", "moan" as crying.

Carry out crying: say "You mourn over the loss of innocence."

Instead of swearing mildly, say "That's not a verb I recognize[first time].[paragraph break]OK: actually it [italic type]is[roman type] a verb I recognize. This doesn't mean I will allow such language in here. Stick to 'dang', if you are really frustrated[only]."

Instead of swearing obscenely, try swearing mildly.

Understand "fuck you", "fuck off" as swearing obscenely.

Danging is an action applying to nothing. Understand "dang", "darn" as danging.

Carry out danging: say "You sound really frustrated."

[Carry out danging: say "[if the player has not sworn mildly]You sound really frustrated[otherwise]Now, that's better[end if]."]

Laughing is an action applying to nothing. Understand "laugh", "giggle" as laughing.

Carry out laughing: say "[if the player is in the Vacation House]Oren is happy you are happy[else]Things are serious, instead[end if]."

Waving at is an action applying to one visible thing.

Understand "wave at [something]" as waving at.

Carry out waving at: say "You wave at [the noun]. Cheers."